Monday, August 09, 2004

promiscuous homo-abortionists: the secret power-weilding scourge of America

As if we even had any control over our own minions (do you think we really want andrew sullivan blogging like a maniac and speaking for us? would you let him speak for you? -if you answered that in the affirmative, go, now okie repubs think we are some sex-crazed illuminati. So yeah, 'sex-crazed' isn't really the most ridiculous accusation I have heard levelled at us, but take ten single straight boys and ten single gay boys and the only difference in the craziness of the sex we aspire to will be in how likely it is that we could achieve it. And whose babies are we trying to abort? Getting pregnant is the one sexual consequence that doesn't really scare me too much.

Anyway, as pointed out on AMERICAblog, this is just kind of stupid:

"'The gay community has infiltrated the very centers of power in every area across this country, and they wield extreme power. ... That agenda is the greatest threat to our freedom that we face today. Why do you think we see the rationalization for abortion and multiple sexual partners? That's a gay agenda.'' - Tom Cobun, republican US Senate candidate from Oklahama"

Ok, so gay people are fighting for marriage rights because we want multiple partners and we aren't reproducing because we keep aborting our babies. Thank goodness for the abortion doctors or I would probably stay knocked up all the time from my twenty different partners a day. Does this mean the rightwing wackos are working for our agenda when they try to keep us from getting married or adopting kids?

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