I hate the andy griffith show.

Sure it is a great show. Funny enough, silly characters, whatever. But my entire life it has come on at least twice a day at my parents house on the only channel that consistantly comes in clearly, and something about it's cheerful homey joviality makes my hair stand on end.

Maybe I could stand the hokey sweetness of the show if... no, never mind. I can't take it. I can't watch it.